Saturday, February 16, 2008

Bea-el-zabub & Hell-oise

Warning: Do not be fooled by these cute little faces. These two toddlers are spawn of Lucifer. While Steph & Jeff are moving in to their place in McJersey, I am mom to 6. Now CeCe was billed to me as the "special" one, the fragile little flower who would miss her mommy and daddy so much that I'd spend my days consoling her. Not on your life. CeCe is a gem. It's double trouble who are making my life insane. While one is attempting to break the DVDs, the other is shimmying under the security gate to raid the ointment shoe box in the back of a drawer. I came into Bea's room to find Ouisie sucking down Desiten with lidless tubes of Neosporin, Monistat, and A&D smeared across the carpet. We've had dancing on nightstands, bags of chips empied, crushed and sprinkled everywhere. I cannot let either of them out of my sight. Uh-oh. I hear a crash.

4 comments:

EmilyCC said...

Why do kids eat ointment? Mine don't like the texture of Jell-o, but they like a little Vaseline to munch on? Sigh...

belmomma said...

where's your au pair when you need her!

The Albertsen Family said...

We're in the pen cycle of life. Walls, clothes, skin. The picture is perfect. I see a spark of E-vil in Bea's eyes.

mike and maren said...

I would gladly take them - those stinking girls are too cute!