Friday, January 1, 2010

Hillbilly Hot Tub



(Jeff, Dave, & Jim & a staggering work of engineering genius)


My brother-in-law Jeff is a dream. He's smart. He's funny. He drinks the "potions" my kids make for him (Tabasco, mustard, & eggnog). And he knows how to have fun. For example, this year he decided that when they came up for Christmas break, he'd put together a "Hillbilly Hot Tub." He told us this at Millie's baptism and I sort of thought he was kidding. (No offense, but sometimes these brainy guys get all sorts of ideas in their heads that will never come to fruition.) But the week before Christmas a big box showed up with a good sized inflatable kiddie pool. Jeff wasn't blowing smoke. He arrived the 25th with some copper tubing, the pump from his mini koi pond, and a dream of hot water on a snowy day. And a week went by, and though their was lots of talk, nothing much happened. But over breakfast this morning Jeff announced that today would be the day.



Since our neighbors the Kellys have an Armenian bread pit in their backyard (What? You've never heard of one? They're ALL the rage in Yerevan and Watertown...) Jeff decided that would be a good heat source. While some people had their doubts (you know who you are), it turned out to be the highlight of our vacation. The kids & dads went nuts. Here are some pix:



The Armenian bread pit is extremely deep and constructed to get and stay hot. They wrapped the tubing around the logs before bow drilling the fire (matches are a dirty word to Dave and Jim).

Notice the turkey thermometer used to keep track of the heat. It got to 126 degrees at one point.


They filled the tub with water and then turned the pump on to circulate the water thru the tubes, to the copper tubes in the fire, which then returned toasty water to the "hot tub." Given the size, we jacuzzied in shifts. The little girls went first and LOVED it. They grabbed snow balls to see how long it took them to melt in the hot steam.
Next Dallin & Spencer had a girl-free turn. Notice how roomy it is and the awesome space blankets that Jeff brought for insulation.

Denise orchestrated games for the bigger kids like, who can stand outside in the snow for the longest and who can jump on the trampoline, swing for 2 minutes, and go down an icey slide before collapsing from hypothermia. Jonah won at 11 minutes. I don't think there was any lasting braindamage...

Finally the daddies got in. And I'm pretty sure they had trunks on...
It was the perfect way to ring in the New Year. May 2010 bring you unexpected warmth!

30 comments:

Heather Parry said...

For the love of all that is holy...

Heather said...

Bless your lil' Mellungeon heart...

H said...

I think we need to start a new holiday tradition. My kids saw the pictures and thought this was brilliant.

Rachel said...

Love you hobos.

janeannechovy said...

I also think it's brilliant, but I'm wondering where is the picture of the mommies?

Em Russ said...

AWESOME!!

ellen said...

What next for the Hobos?

belmomma said...

After I pour some bleach in the water to kill the kiddie cooties, I do believe I shall also partake...

aisy said...

wondering if the ladies got in. don't be a chicken denise! man, that's funny. thanks for posting this so i can see my sibling with his shirt off... yech.

V said...

Where exactly are your people from? I agree with Heather that there is a little hillbilly or melungeon in there somewhere!!

mskaz said...

The men all look quite pleased with themselves. I had heard about this adventure when it was starting and have to admit I was surprised to see that it worked. What I want to know is if Quincy got in on the action?

Mindy said...

Awesome!! Hope you enjoyed some hot tubing yourself.

Jen Murphy said...

HILLARIOUS! You guys know how to party like its 1999;) I also busted a gut over the awesome squirrel/cat story. Your family rocks! Looks like you survived Wreathmaking with your bazillion cupcakes.....which look amazing. Miss you guys!

Dava said...

Oh MY GOSH! Looks like I missed THE party! I'm blaming this on Jeff's side of the family! xo

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